therosewithallthethorns:

This is how you all roleplay:

And this is me:

Now do you see why I don’t understand why anyone follows me?

because-donuts:

the-quagmire-poet:

everyone needs this on their blog. everyone.

#arrives 15 minutes late to the apocalypse with starbucks #and he isnt happy

flatabsandthighgaps:

trapsical:

THIS IS A SIGN FROM GOD

LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE

I KNOW I’VE ALREADY REBLOGGED THIS BUT REBLOGGING FOR THAT COMMENT OMG

hotokichan:

insanityisallihavegoingforme:

… He is making some very good points.

I’m going to start calling cow’s four legged boobs.

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

sherlockspeare:

A Wild Dancing John appears in Buckingham Palace.

heavenandhellcastiel:

the-trench-coat-fandom:

heavenandhellcastiel:

lol look they finally found god. 

THEY FINALLY FOUND GOD